"I'm never going to stop talking about fanny." These words seem to tumble out of my mouth pretty much every week, but it's true. I shall never stop going on and on about vaginas, or penises for that matter. Nowadays when people see me, they don't ask me how I am or how the acting … Continue reading “I’m Never Going To Stop Talking About Fanny.”
Guess whose back back, back again, ABNORMAL CELLS are back back, tell a friend friend. Yep. That's right. They're back. In the words of Catherine Tate's Nan, "what a load of old *BEEEEEEEEEEEP!*" BUT on the up side, hello! I'm back too ! Slim Shady Sophie is the name, vagina problems seem to be … Continue reading Guess Whose Back, Back Again, Cells Are Back, Tell a Friend!
Disclaimer: This post was written within the throws of Christmas. The chocolate was a flowing, the wine was a pouring and the heightened anticipation for the year ahead was a rising. Nether the less, it's 97.9% all still relevant... 2018 - Broken Genitalia & Shattered Dreams. I know, not the most positive title ever. Very … Continue reading 2018 – Broken Genitalia & Shattered Dreams
A couple of months ago I was pointed in the direction of Florence Schechter. 'Schechter' said with as much gusto as you can muster! Because this woman is full of said gusto. Amongst all of her many other attributes, she is the director of the world's first Vagina Museum. Yep. An actual Vagina Museum. Isn't … Continue reading A Fanny Emporium – Florence Schecter & Her Vagina Museum
This is something I wrote a while back during the 'month from the fire-y flames of hell'. I was reminded it was still in my drafts after a recent run in with hormones and an unexpected period. Everything pretty much still applies. Hormones happen. Every day. And every month, they get multiplied by 1000. Enjoy. … Continue reading Hormones 1, Me 0.
You're probably wondering what the F I'm on about from reading the title of this post. WELL. Let me explain. I have a couple of blog posts coming up, a series if you're fancy, written and worded by some of my oldest, dearest, maddest mates. This particular group of girls I will introduce you to … Continue reading Cat Vaginas, Natural Yogurt and Blood In Your Knickers! – Meet the ‘Bitch Hoes’ (Part 1)
Gash Gossip was always intended to reach every woman out there. Every vagina out there. No matter the size, age, haired, hairless or history. And to be honest, it was a chance to broaden my own knowledge of my vagina and what might happen to it in the future. I am becoming increasingly aware that … Continue reading “The Delivery Mechanism For Three Beautiful Children” – Anonymous
I know, can you believe it? I'm like that annoying rash that just won't go away! I'm sat here uploading another post in the space of a week. I call it: my vagina calling. That's right. I've realised that if there is one thing I can control in my life, it is this little safe … Continue reading “Even If My Vagina Is Faced With Adversity… She Has Given Me Some Damn Good Times.” – Meet Gemma
Yes ladies, and lads if you've managed to stick around, there is a light at the end of my fanny tunnel. Finally people of Gash Gossip, I have some good news to share. Some rather unexpected, good if not slightly ironic news. In short, my pesky CIN 2 cells which were removed a month ago … Continue reading There Is A Light At The End of My Tunnel.
HELLO! Thanks for coming back. It feels like years since I sat down and wrote a post. Oh god I feel rusty crusty! I don't get to sit down and type here nearly as much as I would like to. It's been a roller-coaster couple of weeks and it is only just settling down. I … Continue reading Ain’t No Hole In My Cervix Gonna Stop Me!